shadi sirf tumse hi karunga

प्रेमिका : (premi se ) pata hai meri maa tumhe bahut pasand karti hai .
Premi : (premika se ) chinta mat karo mai shadi sirf tumse hi karunga .

Train ki patri par so rahe ho

santa - (banta se) Train ki patri par so rahe ho , tumhe dar nahi lagta ,train aa jayegi .
banta - (santa se) Mere uper se plane gujer gaya kutch huya hi nahi ,fhir train se kya hoga