mujhe english bolna hai

Ram teacher se : Mam mujhe english nahi aati

Teacher : aisa karo tum "yes" se start karo. aaj kewal "yes" bolna.

Sweet wala Ram se: Mithai khaoge?

Ram: yes

Mota Ram se: Peetai Khaoge

Ram: Yes (Mota ne Ram ki pitai kar dee)

Dusre din teacher se : mam ye aapne mujhe kya sikhla diya.

Teacher: achha aisa kar aaj se tum "NO" Bolna

Sweet wala Ram se: Mithai khaoge

Ram:NO

Mota Ram se: Kal ki Pitai Yad hai

Ram: No (Mota ne Ram ki phir pitai kar dee)

Tisre din teacher se : mam ye aapne mujhe kya sikhla diya.

Teacher: achha aisa kar aaj se tum "Good-Good" Bolna.

Sweet wala Ram se: Mithai khaoge?

Ram:Good

Mota Ram se: Aaj meri ma mar gai

Ram: good (Mota ne Ram ki phir pitai kar dee)

Ram: mujhe ab english nahi sikhna...